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I Didn’t Get Here By Accident

posted in General on February 10, 2026 by starlabranche

It was only in my late 30s that I was finally able to say that I really loved myself and understood myself and was willing to work with the self I have to become the best version of me I could evolve into. But now that I’m here, I’m really done talking about diets.

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Guess What? No, Guess!

posted in General on February 6, 2026 by starlabranche

Last week, the events coordinator from the Heard Museum called me and said they were willing to offer us the venue at a discount. The discount was exactly what our deposit had been. So we could still have our vow renewal without losing anything.

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My Sordid History with Weddings

posted in General on January 23, 2026 by starlabranche

I have had experiences the average person wouldn’t and missed out on experience the average person would have had. It was easy just to think when things went wrong I somehow deserved it because I’m not an average person who has normal experiences.

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You’ve Got to be Effing Kidding Me…

posted in General on January 21, 2026 by starlabranche

If you heard me talking about a vow renewal and then you never see an invitation, please know, it did not go on without your attendance. At this point, it’s just not going on at all.

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